Another month has gone past without a physical meeting of
our club, but that was to be expected. We don't see another meeting being held until at least August or September.
We are pleased to say your committee are now holding meetings on the
ZOOM video conferencing App. It was another successful meeting and the committee will be using the video conferencing option for future meetings.
Last month's goodie box was won by Elaine Craig and her prize was delivered to her on Saturday 9th May.
JUNE’S CORONA VIRUS RAFFLE WINNER
This month's Kincumber Probus Club lock down raffle was drawn by Mr. Trevor Moore, at a secret location where we play golf every Friday at various times during the Covid 19 lock down.
This month's worthy winner was Mr John Sutton who may have an attack of acne next time we see him from chocolate overload. His prize was delivered on Sunday when I enjoyed a nice cuppa and a chat with a surprised Kincumber Club member.
Smiling Is Infectious
by Spike Milligan
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner
and someone saw my grin.
When he smiled I realized
I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile,
then I realized its worth.
A single smile, just like mine
could travel round the earth.
So, if you feel a smile begin,
don't leave it undetected.
Let's start an epidemic quick,
and get the world infected!
Similar to the SBS providing Corona Virus instructions in different ethnic languages in Australia. The UK’s Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, is following our lead by providing Lockdown Instructions in the local regional English dialects.
For your interest, detailed below is a North Eastern Lancashire dialect from the Wigan region. Have fun deciphering!
If tha werkin frum wom n tha con still do.. then werk frum wom.
If tha cornt werk frum wom n thi boss sez tha ast go in n t’other ‘auf ull mind t’kids, then get thi arse in but tha cornt gerra buz er t’train fot get theer.
Tha con tek thi dog ter t’park fer a walk moo’er than once nay...n fer as lung as tha wonts fot, but keep thisen ter thisen n keep away frum silly buggers thar ang about in gangs.
If tha’s geet a mask, then gerrit on wen tha’s goo’int tert shop.
That’s all fert time beein..